Dr Jekyll

Dr Jekyll

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Newberiffic.
by frogginator in
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2. friends
hey, just thought i'd do a quick intro, share some song lyrics that have spoken to me, and then have a look around.

my name's erin/froggi, and i've been disfellowshipped for 4 years, since i was 19 years old.

i was raised a jw, and my homelife was actually quite idyllic, typical 50s sitcom stuff, like the cleavers.
Dr Jekyll

noticed that in her garden I'd captured and was holding a frog.
*Imagines Clam rolling about in the garden wrestling this frog like Tarzan wrestling a rubber croc in some crappy Tarzan film*
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Ive got a second date tonight..
by mentalist in
1. jw
2. friends
...pretty good chance im gonna get some.just wanted to tell someone.
Dr Jekyll

...pretty good chance im gonna get some.Just wanted to tell someone.
*Rings up Farmer Giles to tell him someones nicked one of his sheep* lol
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Unclebruce..can we start over?
by mentalist in
1. jw
2. friends
just give me an unreserved apology and im sure we can be friends.
Dr Jekyll

Can we have a group hug again and get over it?

Ok but put some clothes on first!
lol
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Unclebruce..can we start over?
by mentalist in
1. jw
2. friends
just give me an unreserved apology and im sure we can be friends.
Dr Jekyll

You're in charge ... I'm off to find a bridesmaid dress for Doc Jekyll

Make sure you get one that my arse doesn't look fat in !
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Unclebruce..can we start over?
by mentalist in
1. jw
2. friends
just give me an unreserved apology and im sure we can be friends.
Dr Jekyll

Oh no hes calling us CONVICTS!
Let the War begin !
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Unclebruce..can we start over?
by mentalist in
1. jw
2. friends
just give me an unreserved apology and im sure we can be friends.
Dr Jekyll

Am i allowed to say ass here?
Yeah but just dont say "Donkey"
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Unclebruce..can we start over?
by mentalist in
1. jw
2. friends
just give me an unreserved apology and im sure we can be friends.
Dr Jekyll

Oh my god the paperboy's arrived - fetch the Herald for me will you doc

Sure Bruce, and where would you like me to stick it after?
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Unclebruce..can we start over?
by mentalist in
1. jw
2. friends
just give me an unreserved apology and im sure we can be friends.
Dr Jekyll

Awwww
I still think the mongrel should be dragged off to the kingdom hall library and his arse given a bloody good ministerial Kicking
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Final Fight - Round 1
by KW13 in
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2. friends
i did something smart lol!

firstly talking respecfully to my mum got further than shouting so now the last ideas.... firstly i e-mailed the british musuem, ask about their tours, information on things they have on the site and all that.

this will enable me to take mum there and show her the truth.. secondly and finally i've decided i want to contact the united nations.
Dr Jekyll

Firstly the Cuneiform tablet with part of the Babylonian Chronicle (605-594). Before i discuss this with mum i need to know that this is accepted FACT and nothing will change what it says or affect its content. For example the Jehovah's Witnesses have a book called 'Insight into the Scriptures' and there is a picture of the same tablet with different dating which of course is cause for concern. Lets say i wanted to come down to the Museum with my mum and show her this tablet what will it say to disprove her date 607 BCE for Jerusalem's destruction?
Can someone upload a pic of this? I have a mate in London that can shoot along to the Museum and check out the details and get a pic of this tablet but he'll need to know *which one* hes looking for.
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Unclebruce..can we start over?
by mentalist in
1. jw
2. friends
just give me an unreserved apology and im sure we can be friends.
Dr Jekyll

cAN i BE bRIDESMAID?